laugh yer ass off here....

[Myra]

Two women were having lunch together and discussing
> : > the merits of cosmetic surgery.
> : >
> : > The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a
boob
> :job."
> : > The second woman says "Oh that'snothing, I'm thinking of having my
> asshole
> : bleached!"
> : >
> : > To which the first replies, "Whoa!
> : > I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"
> : >
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Everyone thinks i am insane.... all but my friends deep inside the earth......

[Moby]

A Letter from Summer Camp

Dear Mom and Dad

Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on T.V and were worried.We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountains looking for Chad when it happened.

Oh Yes! Please tell Chad's mother that he is O.K, He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the search and rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning.

Scoutmaster Walt got mad at Chad for going on a long hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put a gas can on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood didn't burn, but one of the tents did. Also some of our clothes. David is going to look weird until his hair grows back.

We will be home on Saturday if scoutmaster Walt gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked O.K when we left. Scoutmaster Walt said that a car that old you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance, We think it's a neat car!. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if it's hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the fenders. It gets pretty hot with 10 peoplein a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us.

Scoutmaster Walt is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact he is teaching Terry how to drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Walt wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake it was great. You can still see some trees under the water from the flood.

Scoutmaster Walt isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad about the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car so we are trying not to cause him any trouble.

Guess What?
We have all passed our first aid merit badges.When Dave dove in the lake he cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Wade and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Walt said it was just food poisoning from left over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our Scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time.

By the way, what is a paedophile? I have to go now. We are going to town to mail our letters and buy vaseline. Don't worry about anything. We are fine.

Love Cole.


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Moby

[Sniffer]

OMG Moby!! *LMFAO*

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

[Spike23]

actually, Myra--i moved all of my jokes to my own thread--Mel asked me to (i really have no idea why tho)--and the sad thing is, NO ONE has even posted about 'em yet! (it too a LONG time to post ALL of that!)

oh well

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[Më£ïñÐa]

*LMAO* Moby!


Spikeeeee! *sigh
i'm sorry!

[Leo the Lioness]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Times New Roman">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Sniffer:
hey! here's a thought... anyone who has a very funny joke (no lame ones please *L*)... post it here!
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'nuff said, i believe.....mel, it's your board, YOU do what YOU want with it

[Leo the Lioness]

and dont worry, i wont get addicted to the quote button *G

[Më£ïñÐa]

weo! weo! wwwwwweeeeeeeeoooooo!
How about a foot massage to help ya sleep girl!!
*massages left foot @@@@ alittle here @@@
and a little there @@@@ sum here @@@@ and @@@@ @@@@ up here @@@@ right foot @@@@@
sum here@@@@@ and@@@@...feelin better?
weo?
her's sleepin now....ssssshhhhhh!!!

[Sniffer]

A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers. The guy says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid." answered the woman. "We don't have a maid!" "I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house." "Well, this is her husband. Is she there?" "Ummm, she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband." The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?" "What do I have to do?" "I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with." The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots. The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?" "Throw them in the swimming pool!" "What pool?" "Uh.. is this 555-4821?"

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Sniff.... Sniff.... Do I Smell a sense of humor??

[Leo the Lioness]

*LMAO* as the thread is named *G